Monday, May 02, 2005

Look Again, but look back.

Broddi insults six chieftains in Ale-Hood from Hrafnkel's Saga and Other Stories, trans. Hermann Palsson.

Skapti- ‘It’s quite obvious, Broddi, that you are trying hard to provoke us. You’ve gone out of your way to get involved in this dispute, and you’re far from reluctant to make enemies of us. Other law-suits will prove easier for us I shouldn’t wonder.’

Broddi—‘You’ll have to win a great deal of money from other law-suits, Skapti, before you make up for the damages your kinsman Orm got out of you after you’d composed a love-song about his wife. That wasn’t a very virtuous thing to do, and you were made to pay for it dearly.’

Thorkel F.—‘That’s a stupid mistake for a man like Broddi. Just to have Ale-Hood’s friendship, or his bribes, he’s prepared to turn opponents into enemies.’

Broddi—‘It’s no mistake to want to keep one’s integrity, and it makes no difference whether you’re the better man, or Ale-Hood. But you yourself made a big mistake last spring when you rode to the local assembly. You didn’t notice the fat stallion that Steingrim had till it was up your backside. That skinny mare you were on faltered under you, didn’t she, and I’ve never been able to make up my mind whether it was you or the mare that got it. Everybody could see how long you were stuck there, the stallions legs had such a grip on your cloak.’

Eyjolf—‘It’s true enough, this man has cheated us of our catch, and on top of that he’s piling his filthy abuse on us.’

Broddi—‘I’ve never cheated you, you were cheated when you went north to Skagafjord to steal the oxen from Thorkel Eiriksson, and Starri of Goddale chased after you. When you reached Vatnsdale and saw who was after you, you were so scared you turned yourself into a mare, a pretty outrageous thing to do. Starri and his men drove back the cattle so it can’t be denied, he cheated you.’

Snorri—‘Anything would be better for us than to exchange abuse with Broddi, but let’s make sure we remember what kind of friendship Broddi has shown us, and never forget it.’

Broddi—‘You can’t have much sense of priorities if you will insist on taking revenge on me rather than avenging your father.’

Thorkel G.—‘ It strikes me that all you’ve inherited from the man whose name you were given is to make all the trouble you can for everyone. Nobody’s going to put up with this sort of thing for long, and maybe you’ll have to pay for it with your life.’

Broddi—‘We can’t gain anything, kinsman, by shouting in public about our people’s bad luck. There’s no point in denying what everyone knows, that Brodd-Helgi was killed, but I’ve been told your own father paid the same high price. I think if you had any sense of touch in your fingers you’d find the scars my father marked you with at Bodvarsdale.’

Gudmund—‘Keep your promise then and ride through Ljosawater Pass.

Broddi—‘I’ll keep my promise all right. Could it be you mean to stop me getting through the pass? You’ve made a bad miscalculation if you try to stop me and my companions from riding through Ljosawater Pass, seeing the honour you lost when you didn’t bother to defend the narrow pass in your backside.’

Monday, April 25, 2005

Look

One man was given the job of serving each toast to Egil and his men, and kept egging them on to drink up quickly, but Egil told his men not to have any more, and he drank their share, that being the only way out of it. When Egil realized that he couldn't keep going any longer, he stood up, walked across the floor to Armond, put both hands on his shoulders and pressed him up against the pillar, then heaved up a vomit of massive proportions that gushed all over Armond's face, into his eyes, nostrils and mouth, and flooded down his chest so that he was almost suffocated. When he recovered his breath he spewed up and all of his servants there began to swear at Egil. What he'd just done, they said, made him the lowest of the low, and if he'd wanted to vomit he should have gone outside, not made a fool of himself inside the drinking hall.

'I shouldn't be blamed by anyone for this,' said Egil, 'I'm only doing the same as the farmer. He's spewing with all his might, just like me.'

Then Egil went back to his seat, sat down, and asked for a drink.

--Egil's Saga, chptr 71